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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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mapsontheweb:

Homicide Rate, 2000-2012, Central and North America

mapsontheweb:

Homicide Rate, 2000-2012, Central and North America

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heartcoma:

I WANT ONE

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businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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Jet lag is weird. 

My sleep time has been between 1pm-8pm ever since I landed. I can’t tell when I feel I really need to sleep. 

mddiaries:

Words to live by.

mddiaries:

Words to live by.

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